dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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