apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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