sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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