i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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