his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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