I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
