I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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