Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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