How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
