There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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