would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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