marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
She made me pour olive oil on her.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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