gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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