Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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