People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Randomize