HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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