just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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