No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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