He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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