3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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