He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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