So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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