Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Randomize
