Already got asked if we're dating
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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