He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I love how my cats smell like pot.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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