I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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