Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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