I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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