Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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