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he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I believe in your delicious
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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