he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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