Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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