Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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