I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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