The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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