There is no way he is gay with that hair.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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