just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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