Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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