I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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