I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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