She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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