real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Can i not drive my cunt home
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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