yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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