i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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