Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He passed out mid-signature
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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