sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Someone came in the potted fern
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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