Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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