Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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