problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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