Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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