I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
high people should be assigned attendants
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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