i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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