Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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