Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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