used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
my poor anus
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Randomize
